dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

For those that don’t know, this is a show called Outnumbered. A British show where the child actors are only given guidelines not actual lines so they say whatever feels natural for them to say in the scene. I think only the oldest brother has actual lines. If I remember correctly this girl was the youngest person in the country to ever win a comedy award.

Source for the gifs

(Source: katiebishop, via beyourowntailwind)

monster—zero:

I gotta get out the tagged/me…

digital-joker:

lucidnee:

dipsetflag:

pacifica0cean:

dipsetflag:

why short girls always the first ones talkin bout they’ll beat your ass

Gotta do something about always being used as an “arm rest” or talkin bout “How’s the weather down there”

Yall don’t even get dicked down. Yall get dicked up

I’m tired of the short people slander

Please stand on the ladder and repeat that, I can’t hear you down there

one-mic:

STBB 389 | The Deli 

(via souldiggin)

Me masturbating to porn

  • Me: This is so hot.
  • Me: *orgasms*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: What is this filth

itsjust-insanity:

Shout out to all of my homeboys that wanna destroy me sexually but still keep the friend vibe.

(via reallymang)

Never trust a nigga and no love for no bitch
Cuz’ niggas two face and hoes be fuckin the click

Production DesignThe Fall (2006)

by Ged Clarke

(via malcolmsex)

*footy

listen here you aussie. in England we say footie

We deadass walked back to his dorm and buddy really was singing footie chants about beating Germany

This fool really put on his British undies so he can remind this German girl who won the war.